offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

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thegoddamazon:

the-girl-who-cried-food:

sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster

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she survived the sinking of the Titanic

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and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs

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THE TITANIC ONE THO

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queenofcorgis:

grinderman2:

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

they also risk falling through the gaps in the vast network of bones which comprises the solar surface

As a scientist I can confirm.

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shutupaubrey:

*pulls into mcdonalds drive-thru during breakfast* hi can i get 38 hash browns

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deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

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doctorlaser:

OkCupid is wild

Original post by talizorah-vas-rannoch.

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swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

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queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

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